Fact core

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A smelly, loud core from the game Portal who yells random facts like they're important. Everyone hates it, especially Wheatley, who got turned into a lying mess by it.
Fact core just screamed 'Did you know bananas are berries?' in my face.
I tried to ignore it, but it kept yelling 'The moon is made of cheese!' at me.
Fact core ruined my morning by shouting 'Penguins can't fly!' while I was eating breakfast.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loud, fact-throwing core from Portal who makes no sense and lies constantly. It’s the reason Wheatley got brainwashed into being a total idiot.
Fact core yelled 'Sharks have 5 hearts!' and then laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
It told me 'Rabbits can count to 10!' and I had no idea what that meant.
Fact core screamed 'The Earth is flat!' just as I was trying to sleep.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A stupid, fact-yelling core from Portal that makes no sense and lies like it’s going out of style. Wheatley got turned into a fool by it.
Fact core came up to me and said 'Bees can fly 100 miles an hour!' and then ran away like it was a joke.
It yelled 'Dogs can smell fear!' and I had no idea what that meant.
Fact core just told me 'Tomatoes are fruits!' and now I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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