Fact check your ass

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To rip apart every lie with Google like it's your new best friend and their ex.

You saw someone post about a unicorn eating pizza and you fact checked their ass.

Your friend said the moon was made of cheese and you looked it up and laughed.

You saw a tweet saying the president was a robot and you went full detective mode.

To take a poop on every fake story someone tells you.

Your cousin said aliens came to his house and you checked it and it was just his dog.

A guy on the internet said he flew to Mars and you fact checked his ass.

Your teacher said the sky was green and you looked it up and it was just a bad day.

To throw a tantrum with Google and make every lie cry.

You saw a post about a chicken becoming a president and you fact checked their ass.

Your mom said the sun was a giant tomato and you looked it up and it was just a joke.

A guy said he could breathe underwater and you checked it and he just had a fish tank.

To take a shovel and dig up every fake thing someone says.

You saw a tweet that said the moon was made of cheese and you checked it and it was just a dream.

Your brother said he talked to a ghost and you looked it up and it was just his dog.

A person said they could fly and you checked it and they just had a ladder.

To punch every lie in the face with Google and make them cry.

You saw someone say the president was a robot and you checked it and it was just a joke.

Your friend said he could breathe fire and you looked it up and it was just a candle.

A guy said he could run a marathon in 10 seconds and you checked it and he just had a shortcut.