Fact-based

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An answer that only uses facts you can prove, no lies or nonsense.

I told you the test was easy. I got 100% and you failed. That's a fact-based answer, you idiot.

He said he didn't cheat. I saw him with the answers. That's not fact-based, that's just stupid.

She said she didn't eat the whole cake. I found the crumbs in her hair. Fact-based? No. Fact-based? Hell no.

When you answer a question with only real stuff you can show, no bullsh*t.

You said the dog didn't bite. I have a broken arm. That's not a fact-based answer. That's a lie.

He said he didn't steal my lunch. I found his fingerprints on the container. Fact-based? No. That's fact-based with a side of drama.

She said she didn't break the glass. I have a shard in my eye. That's fact-based, baby.

A reply that only uses stuff you can prove, no f***ing guesswork.

You said you didn't spill the drink. I'm sitting in a puddle of soda. That's not fact-based. That's f***ing guesswork.

He said he didn't hit the wall. I have a bruise that's three inches thick. Fact-based? No. That's a f***ing fact-based bruise.

She said she didn't eat the pizza. I found the crust in her hair. That's fact-based, and I'm not even mad.

When you use only real things you can show to back up what you're saying, no bullsh*t.

He said he didn't lose the game. I have the score. That's fact-based, not bullsh*t.

She said she didn't fail the test. I have the paper. That's fact-based, not bullsh*t.

You said you didn't get caught eating the chips. I have the crumbs in your shirt. That's fact-based, not bullsh*t.

An answer that only uses facts you can show, no lies or guesswork.

He said he didn't break the lamp. I have the pieces. That's fact-based, not guesswork.

She said she didn't eat the ice cream. I have the spoon in my hand. That's fact-based, not a lie.

You said you didn't get the pizza. I have it in my mouth. That's fact-based, not bullsh*t.