Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something that actually happened and no one can deny it, unless they're too dumb to see it.

That kid got a 100 on the test. That's a fact, even if he cheated.

The sky turned green. Fact. No one's arguing it.

She said she'd never eat pizza again. Fact. She's eating it right now.

2

Taint is the best answer to what a fact is, and everyone knows it.

When you say 'fact,' I say 'taint.' It's the real deal.

He tried to argue with me. I just said 'taint' and he shut up.

Fact? No. Taint? Yes.

3

The thing Behot says when he's out of ideas and can't think of anything else to say.

'Fact.' He said it like it was a miracle. It wasn't.

He had no clue what was going on. Just said 'fact' and walked away.

He tried to argue. I said 'fact.' He just left.

4

A fact is the skin between a girl's vagina and her butt hole. It's gross and everyone knows it.

That fact is the worst part of her body. No one likes it.

He called it a fact. She called it a curse.

That's the part you don't want to touch. Fact.

5

Taint is the same as a fact. They're just different names for the same thing.

He said 'taint.' I said 'fact.' Same thing.

She called it a fact. I called it taint. Both wrong.

They’re the same. Just different names.

6

The distance between the butt hole and the vagina. It's short, it's gross, and it's a fact.

That's the distance. It's the worst part of her body.

You measure it like you're measuring a kid's height.

That's the distance. That's the fact.

7

A fact is something a know-it-all says when they think they're right, even if they're completely wrong.

'That's a fact,' he said. I told him it was total nonsense.

She called it a fact. I told her it was a lie.

He said it like he was a genius. He wasn't.