facsimilipeeps

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Fancy plastic doppelgängers of people. Like if a corpse got a facelift and a bad attitude.
I saw my boss’s facsimilipeeps at the mall. He’s got a chin that could knock out a goat.
My facsimilipeeps are so ugly, they look like they were made by a drunk toaster.
My mom got me a facsimilipeeps for my birthday. It’s got a face like a used sock.
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Rude plastic copies of people. Like a failed attempt at a human made by a kid with a glue stick and a death wish.
My facsimilipeeps is so fake, it thinks it’s a celebrity.
I got a facsimilipeeps for my ex. It’s got a face like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.
My facsimilipeeps is so cheap, it looks like it was made in a jail cell.
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Stupid plastic versions of people. Like if a statue got a face and then cried.
My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a mad scientist with a bad day.
I got a facsimilipeeps for my brother. It’s got a face like a used mop.
My facsimilipeeps is so dumb, it thinks it’s a rock star.
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Crappy plastic copies of people. Like if someone tried to make a person out of melted crayons and regret.
My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a kid who hates life.
I got a facsimilipeeps for my dad. It’s got a face like a burnt pancake.
My facsimilipeeps is so bad, it thinks it’s a superhero.
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Lame plastic versions of people. Like if a ghost got a face and then went to jail.
My facsimilipeeps is so lame, it thinks it’s a philosopher.
I got a facsimilipeeps for my friend. It’s got a face like a wet sock.
My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a drunk artist.
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Ridiculous plastic copies of people. Like if a clown got a face and then cried.
My facsimilipeeps is so ridiculous, it thinks it’s a comedian.
I got a facsimilipeeps for my uncle. It’s got a face like a burnt potato.
My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a kid who got grounded.
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