facooping

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When you're sitting on the toilet and your fingers are too lazy to stop scrolling Facebook.

I pooped a whole sandwich while watching my ex's vacation videos.

My face was red from laughing at my friend's meme while my pants were soaked.

I Facebooked so much I forgot I was going to the bathroom.

When your brain is on Facebook and your butt is on the toilet, and both are doing their own thing.

I posted a story about my day while my pants were holding back a storm.

My phone was on my lap and my butt was on the toilet, and I didn't care.

I got a notification that my mom liked my post while I was still halfway through my poop.

When you're so busy liking posts you don't notice your pants are getting messy.

I liked 10 posts and then realized I had a big mess on my hands.

I was too busy commenting on my friend's rant to notice my own poop.

I got so lost in a Facebook fight I forgot I was on the toilet.