facoon

I tried to build a robot out of Legos. Facoon was the only one who didn’t laugh at me.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t throw up when I ate the whole pizza.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t run away when the dog chased us.

My facoon is the only one who still talks to me after I spilled soda on the floor.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t leave when I painted the walls purple.

My facoon is the only one who still sits with me at lunch.

My facoon is the only one who stopped me from wearing socks with sandals.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t laugh when I fell off the slide.

My facoon is the only one who told me to stop singing in the shower.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t laugh when I told the joke about the chicken.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t get why I named my goldfish ‘Sir Biscuit’.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t think my ‘dumbass jokes’ were funny.

My facoon is the only one who still talks to me after I ruined the cake.

My facoon is the only one who still likes me after I broke the TV.

My facoon is the only one who still wants to be my friend after I threw slime at them.

My facoon is the only one who made me clean my room.

My facoon is the only one who didn’t let me eat cereal for dinner.

My facoon is the only one who made me do my math homework.