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Fake bacon that tastes like a soggy shoe. Vegetarians use it because they think real bacon is too gross to eat.
My mom tried it and cried. #FaconeFail
It’s like the bacon version of a bad date.
I ate it and now I hate my life.
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Fake bacon. It’s the meat equivalent of a fake friend. You know it’s not real, but you eat it anyway.
Turkey bacon is just Facone with a bad attitude.
I tried it and it was like eating a gym sock.
It’s the only thing my dog won’t eat.
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Bacon for people who think they’re fancy. It’s like regular bacon got hit by a truck and then insulted.
My dad buys it because he thinks it’s cool.
It’s the bacon version of a rich kid.
I threw it out. It looked like dirt.
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Fake bacon you get when you’re too cheap to buy real bacon. It’s like the saddest version of a breakfast food.
I got it at the store and it was like eating a sock.
It’s the bacon version of a bad lunch.
I used it in my omelet and it was a disaster.
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A rich kid who thinks life is terrible. They have money, a private school, and still complain like a baby.
My rich friend cries about math. #FaconeLife
He has a car and still says life is hard.
He thinks being rich is a curse.
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Fake bacon that comes in a jar. It’s like the saddest version of a snack. You can buy it at the store and feel guilty.
I ate it and it tasted like regret.
It’s the bacon version of a sad lunch.
I got it at takeout and it was like eating a sock.
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Bacon bits that look like gravel. You find them on salad bars and wonder if you’re eating a rock.
I ate it and my salad tasted like a sidewalk.
It’s like the bacon version of a rock.
I think I swallowed a rock.