facoke

My uncle is a facoke. He once walked into a closet and came out looking like a hot dog.

I told my friend he was a facoke. He took it as a compliment and started crying.

My teacher called my dad a facoke after he took up half the classroom during lunch.

My cousin is a facoke. He once tried to wear a shirt and it looked like he was wearing a tent.

My mom said my dad was a facoke when he tried to fit into a car and broke the back seat.

My brother is a facoke. He once made my dog run away.

My friend is a facoke. He once took a picture and it looked like he was holding a basketball.

My dad is a facoke. He once went to the doctor and the doctor passed out.

My neighbor is a facoke. He once tried to do a sit-up and it looked like he was doing push-ups with a donkey.

My brother is a facoke. He once walked into a room and the whole class stopped talking.

My uncle is a facoke. He once tried to wear pants and it looked like he was wearing a sleeping bag.

My dad is a facoke. He once took up half the bed and my mom had to sleep on the floor.

My cousin is a facoke. He once took a shower and the drain clogged up.

My friend is a facoke. He once tried to fit into a backpack and it looked like he was inside a whale.

My dad is a facoke. He once went to the beach and the lifeguard gave him a medal.

My brother is a facoke. He once went to the gym and the weights moved out of the way just to get away from him.

My uncle is a facoke. He once tried to wear a suit and it looked like he was wearing a tent.

My dad is a facoke. He once went to a concert and the stage collapsed under him.