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Are you really trying to piss me off with this nonsense?

Bro just told me he got fired because he wore pajamas to work.

My mom tried to explain why she left my dad again. I didn’t even ask.

My dog ate my homework and my math teacher didn’t even notice.

So messed up it makes no sense and smells like regret.

My ex's new boyfriend has a pet goat and a tattoo of a hot dog.

I tried to cook and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.

My dog just ran through my uncle’s wedding.

A total mess. Like your brain after a long night of crying and pizza.

My room looks like a tornado hit it and then my dog threw up.

My math test had 20 questions and I answered 10 wrong because I was distracted by my cat.

I tried to clean my room but now it’s even worse.

Completely broken, like your phone after you drop it in the toilet.

My dog just bit my uncle’s new suit and it looks like a pillow fight happened.

I tried to fix my computer but now it’s worse than before.

My uncle tried to explain why he left my mom and it made no sense.

Fucked! Like your life when you forget to do your homework and your mom finds out.

My dog just ran through my mom’s favorite dress.

I got a D on my math test and my mom is yelling at me.

I tried to explain why I was late and now I’m even more confused.