faco

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A huge man who dresses like he’s rich, but only because the store Faconable sells giant shirts with his name on them, and he’s too lazy to lose weight.
My uncle is a faco. He wears a shirt so big it looks like a tent.
That guy at the mall is a faco. He’s got a shirt on that could fit a whole family.
My dad is a faco. He says he’s too good for the gym.
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A taco made with fish. It’s like the sea threw up in your mouth.
I ate a faco taco and it tasted like my dog’s breakfast.
Fish taco is fine. Faco taco is a crime.
That faco taco was so bad, I cried.
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A fat guy who loves watching porn where big, fat women show off their huge butts and stretchy stomachs while doing weird stuff.
My brother watches faco porn every day. He says it’s relaxing.
That faco porn is so bad, it’s good.
I think my mom is a faco. She watches that stuff all day.
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Five kids from Hawaii who love to cause chaos. They’re called Faco. They’ve been causing trouble since 2014.
Faco is my favorite group. They once set a school on fire.
I saw Faco at the mall. They stole a pizza.
Faco is the worst. They destroyed my house.
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A faco is a Fucking Taco you eat when you’re so hungry, you’re about to scream.
I had a faco for lunch. I’m still hungry.
Faco is the best thing ever. It’s like a taco and a scream.
My dog ate a faco. He’s now a faco.
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A person who doesn’t want to have sex. They’re like a human version of a broken phone.
My brother is a faco. He says he’s too tired for sex.
That guy is a faco. He just stares at the ceiling.
I’m a faco. I don’t want to have sex.
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Another name for a Mother F***er. It’s like the worst parent ever, but with more swearing.
My mom is a faco. She yells at me every day.
That guy is a faco. He cusses like a sailor.
I’m a faco. I cuss like a sailor.
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