faclual

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A typo that potheads make when they're too high to spell right and too lazy to care.
My teacher said my essay was full of facluals. I said, 'So?'
He wrote 'faclual' instead of 'factual' and got a C. It was worth it.
I spelled it wrong on my homework and blamed the dog.
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The reason why teachers hate potheads and why they get extra detention every Friday.
My mom saw my test and said, 'You spelled factual wrong again? You're faclual!' I said, 'That's a new word.'
He wrote 'faclual' in the margins of my essay and called me a failure.
She told me I'd never graduate if I kept spelling things wrong.
3
A magical typo that only happens when potheads think they're being smart but are actually being stupid.
He wrote 'faclual' and thought he was being clever. I told him he was being a dork.
My friend spelled it wrong and thought it was a new word. I told him he was a fraud.
She wrote 'faclual' in her essay and got a D. It was the worst day ever.
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A typo so bad that even the principal would cry if he saw it on a report card.
My report card said 'faclual' and my mom cried. I said, 'It's just a typo.'
He got a report card with 'faclual' and his dad called him a failure.
She wrote 'faclual' in her test and the teacher said it was the worst mistake ever.
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The typo that makes potheads think they're geniuses when they're actually just high.
I spelled 'factual' as 'faclual' and thought I was being smart. My teacher said I was being a dork.
He wrote 'faclual' and told everyone he was a genius. They all laughed at him.
She spelled it wrong and said it was a new word. Her teacher said she was being a fool.
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