Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you kick every stupid Facebook app out of your profile like they owe you money.

I just deleted 12 apps because my profile looked like a junkyard.

My Facebook is so cluttered, I can't even see my own face.

I had to delete 7 apps just to make room for my ex's new cat.

2

It's like giving your profile a divorce from all the apps that made it sad.

I divorced my profile from 9 apps and now it's happy again.

My profile was crying from all the apps, so I gave it a break.

I broke up with my profile because it had too many apps.

3

When you rip out every Facebook app like they're the worst roommates ever.

My profile had 10 apps, and they were all the worst roommates ever.

I evicted 8 apps from my profile. They didn't even pay rent.

I just kicked out 6 apps, and my profile is now a king.

4

Clearing your profile of Facebook apps like they're deadbeat kids who never pay you back.

My profile had 12 apps, and they're all deadbeat kids.

I just sent 7 apps to the grave because they never paid me back.

I had to clear my profile because my apps were all broke and didn't pay rent.

5

Getting rid of all the Facebook apps like they were the worst sidekicks you ever had.

I had to get rid of 9 apps because they were the worst sidekicks ever.

My profile had 5 apps, and they all just stood there doing nothing.

I dumped 6 apps because they were lazy and didn't help me at all.

6

When you throw every stupid Facebook app out like they're garbage.

I just threw out 10 apps because they were garbage.

I had to chuck 8 apps out of my profile like they were trash.

My profile looked like a landfill, so I threw out 7 apps.