fackler

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A Canadian word for a guy's pecker that's so legendary it could be used as a weapon in a war.

My uncle called my dad a fackler in front of the whole family.

She said I was a fackler and I didn't even know what that meant.

He was bragging about his fackler like it was the best thing since sliced bread.

A Canadian term for a guy's member that's so big it could double as a ladder.

He said his fackler was bigger than my uncle's.

I saw his fackler and I knew I was in trouble.

She asked if I had a fackler and I said I had two.

When a guy is getting pumped by another guy and the other guy pulls it out and sees a little poop on the tip but still lets him suck it anyway.

He saw poop on the tip but still sucked it like it was gold.

I was about to quit but then I saw the poop and I stayed.

He said the poop was just a bonus and I believed him.