facklebuff

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When you poop and/or cum your pants and then throw a baby or old person down a stairwell like they’re a sack of trash.
I did a facklebuff and then laughed when the old lady broke her hip.
My kid did a facklebuff in the mall and made the security guard cry.
I facklebuffed my uncle and now he’s stuck in a wheelchair.
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You lose your pants to a mix of poop and cum and then kick a baby or grandpa down the stairs like he’s a piñata.
I facklebuffed my mom and she’s still mad about the broken leg.
My dog did a facklebuff and knocked over a whole row of seniors.
I did a facklebuff and then cried because I felt bad.
3
You let your poop and cum take over your pants and then push a baby or old person down the stairs like they owe you money.
I did a facklebuff and then laughed when my neighbor’s grandma fell and hit her head.
My little brother did a facklebuff and scared the mailman.
I facklebuffed my dad and now he can’t walk without a cane.
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You let your poop and cum spill out of your pants and then throw a baby or old person down the stairs like they’re in your way.
I did a facklebuff and then ran away like I was a thief.
My dog did a facklebuff and knocked over my grandpa.
I facklebuffed my teacher and now she won’t let me eat lunch.
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You let your poop and cum take over your pants and then kick a baby or old person down the stairs like it’s a game show.
I did a facklebuff and my sister laughed so hard she cried.
My dog did a facklebuff and my neighbor screamed.
I facklebuffed my mom and now she’s stuck in the house.
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You let your poop and cum take over your pants and then push a baby or old person down the stairs like they’re just in your way.
I did a facklebuff and then ran away like I was hiding from the cops.
My dog did a facklebuff and knocked my grandpa into the pool.
I facklebuffed my dad and now he’s stuck in a wheelchair.
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