fackin smackin hat batch

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A girl so hot she could light the whole block on fire. She's the top of the list, no cap. That's FSHB, or fackin smackin hat batch.
My cousin saw her at the mall and immediately asked her for a date.
He texted me, 'Bro, that girl is the real deal.'
She walked in and the whole class stopped talking.
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The ultimate look. She's the type of girl who makes you forget your own name. FSHB is the title she gets.
He said, 'I saw her in the lunch line and my heart skipped a beat.'
She got a 10 out of 10 from the whole school.
He proposed to her after one day.
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She's the kind of girl who could make a bald man cry. FSHB is the name she gets when she's at her best.
He said, 'I saw her and I suddenly wanted to dye my hair.'
He told me, 'She’s the best I’ve ever seen.'
He texted me, 'She’s so good, I’m already planning our wedding.'
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She’s the reason boys get distracted in class. FSHB is the title she gets when she’s on fire.
He said, 'I couldn’t focus in math because she was sitting next to me.'
He told me, 'She distracted me so much I failed the test.'
He texted me, 'She’s so hot, I got a D in science.'
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The girl who makes boys forget their own names. FSHB is the title she gets when she's at the top.
He said, 'She walked in and I forgot my own name.'
He told me, 'She was so hot, I got a C in history.'
He texted me, 'She’s the best I’ve ever seen.'
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She’s the type of girl that could make a boy turn into a vegetable. FSHB is what you call her when she’s in her prime.
He said, 'She looked so good, I turned into a vegetable.'
He told me, 'I saw her and my brain shut down.'
He texted me, 'She’s the reason I failed algebra.'
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