Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, smelly aunt who yells at you for eating too much candy and still eats six bags of chips at once.

My aunt is a fackie and threw a chair at me for not doing my homework.

My cousin’s aunt is a fackie and still has the same hair from the 80s.

My uncle’s wife is a fackie and once screamed at a pizza delivery guy for being late.

2

When you use so many facts that your brain feels like it's about to explode.

He used 10 facts about the moon to prove I was wrong about aliens.

She talked about facts for an hour and I fell asleep.

My teacher used facts so much I started to question my own existence.

3

When a fat girl gives you the time of day and you feel like you just won the lottery.

My neighbor’s sister is a fat chick and said hi to me first.

I saw a fat girl wave at me and I felt like I was special.

The girl in the park was fat and smiled at me like I was her favorite person.

4

Something so dumb it makes your brain want to quit.

That movie was so stupid I wanted to throw my popcorn at the screen.

My teacher’s idea of a fun class was watching a cat video for an hour.

That outfit was so dumb it made my dog laugh.

5

When you're too lazy to care and just say screw it.

I didn’t do my homework because I didn’t give a fuck.

My friend skipped class because he didn’t give a fuck.

I ate three burgers because I didn’t give a fuck.

6

When your friend or someone online hurts themselves for laughs and now everyone calls them facky boohiggers.

My friend jumped off a table and broke his ankle just for laughs.

That guy on YouTube cut his hair with scissors and cried like a baby.

My sister fell off a chair and laughed so hard she got a stomach ache.

7

A real-life motherfucker who thinks they're the king of the 80s and still uses the same slang as a kid.

My dad is a Mo Fackie and still says 'dude' like it's 1985.

That guy in the mall is a Mo Fackie and still wears a neon shirt.

My uncle is a Mo Fackie and still thinks he’s the cool one.