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When you trip and face-plant into the stairs like a meatball in a meat grinder.
I fell down the stairs so hard I felt like I’d been run over by a bus.
My face hit the stairs like a pancake in a frying pan.
I went down the stairs like a broken toy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you lose your balance and crash into the stairs like a drunk toddler.
I fell down the stairs and my knees screamed at me.
I went face-first into the stairs and my dignity went with me.
I tumbled down the stairs like a falling domino.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you go down the stairs like a sack of potatoes with no legs.
I tripped on the stairs and landed like a sack of bricks.
I slid down the stairs like a greased pig.
I fell down the stairs and my whole body said, 'Why?'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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