Fackeress

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A woman who breaks into computers and cusses like a sailor
She hacked the school’s grades and left a message that said 'I’m the Fackeress, and I’m not afraid to fail you.'
He got caught by the Fackeress and had to wear a pink tutu for a week.
She sent a virus to the principal’s email and said, 'You’re fired, loser.'
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A girl who logs into your account and makes your life a mess
She changed my password and posted my embarrassing photos on the school website.
He tried to block her, but the Fackeress just hacked his phone and sent him a message that said, 'You’re cute, but you’re also a dork.'
She made my teacher’s coffee taste like motor oil and left a note that said, 'Fackeress was here.'
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A female tech wizard who cusses and breaks things on the internet
She hacked the lunch machine and made it give out pizza instead of chicken nuggets.
He had to wear a crown and a cape because the Fackeress said he was the 'king of dorks.'
She deleted the entire school’s homework and said, 'You’re welcome.'
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