facken

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A fancy way to say 'fucking' that sounds like it came from a fancy old man who still uses a pocket watch.

'Facken hell!' he shouted when the chicken flew out of the oven.

'Facken pants!' she yelled when her dog ate her homework.

'Facken wizard!' he said when the robot started singing opera.

A word you shout when you’re so mad you think God is laughing at you, but you still say 'amen' just to be polite.

'Facken thunder!' he said when the neighbor’s dog bit his mailman.

'Facken sky!' she yelled when her kid painted the living room blue.

'Facken angels!' he shouted when his coffee was cold.

What old British men whisper when they see a woman who looks like she could beat them up with a spoon.

'Facken blighters!' he muttered when the waitress spilled his tea.

'Facken hag!' he said when the old lady stole his seat.

'Facken wench!' he yelled when the bartender gave him the wrong drink.