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What you say when you're so f***ed up you can't even think straight.
I facked my brains out last night. I still don't know what I did.
He facked so hard he forgot his own name.
She facked so much she turned into a potato.
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When your Facebook gets hacked and your ex posts a pic of you in your underwear.
My Facebook got facked and my ex posted my gym photo.
My mom's Facebook got facked and she started talking to my dad's ex.
My Facebook got facked and I got 100 messages from my old crush.
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When you're so wasted you can't walk straight and your pants are on backwards.
I facked so hard I walked into a wall.
He facked so much he started talking to the ceiling.
She facked so much she forgot how to breathe.
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When you're huge and strong but also a bit chubby, like a giant baby.
He's facked, big and strong but also a bit chubby.
She's facked, she looks like a giant baby.
My uncle is facked, he can bench press a cow but still eats cake for breakfast.
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How Boston people say the F word, like they're mad and it's snowing.
He said 'facked' like he was in a snowstorm and mad.
She facked so hard she started talking to the snow.
My brother facked so much he turned into a Boston legend.
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When you shove a gerbil up someone's butt and they scream like a baby.
I shoved a gerbil up my friend's butt and he screamed like a baby.
She facked me with a gerbil and I cried.
My dad facked me with a gerbil and I ran out of the room.
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When you're so f***ed up you're crying, screaming, and eating a whole pizza.
I facked so much I cried, screamed, and ate a whole pizza.
He facked so hard he turned into a pizza monster.
She facked so much she cried and screamed into a pillow.