fack-tard

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a facking retard who drools like a broken faucet and its spit is white like cum. it rubs against anything that feels good and squirts out a goo that smells like old socks and regret.
my cousin is a fack-tard. he tried to kiss my dog and it bit him.
the guy at the bus stop is a fack-tard. he keeps talking to the vending machine.
my teacher called me a fack-tard because i drew a mustache on the principal.
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the worst kind of idiot. it’s like a brainless zombie who thinks it’s a king. use it to make your life better and everyone else’s worse.
my mom is a fack-tard. she tried to fix the internet with a spoon.
the guy who yelled at the pizza delivery man is a fack-tard.
my brother is a fack-tard because he thinks he’s a superhero.
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