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1
A louder, dirtier way to tell someone to go away, like you just stepped on a dead rat.
My cousin fack awffed me when I spilled soda on his brand new shoes.
The barista fack awffed me when I asked for a latte with no foam.
My dog fack awffed the mailman when he came to deliver a package.
2
You say it when you're so mad you think your brain is about to explode.
I fack awffed my mom when she told me I had to eat broccoli for dinner.
My brother fack awffed me when I took his favorite video game.
I fack awffed my teacher when she gave me a pop quiz.
3
A fancy way to say you're being a total idiot and you know it.
I fack awffed my friend when I tried to text him and got the wrong number.
My dad fack awffed me when I told him I was going to eat all my candy in one day.
I fack awffed my crush when I asked him out and he said no.
4
You use it when you're so tired you could sleep for a week and still feel like a zombie.
I fack awffed my sister when she woke me up at 3 a. m. to ask for a snack.
My dog fack awffed me when he ran around the house like a maniac at 10 p. m.
I fack awffed my mom when she made me do my homework after I came home from the party.
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A loud way to tell someone to leave you alone, like you're being attacked by a swarm of bees.
I fack awffed my teacher when she kept interrupting my daydreams.
My brother fack awffed me when he kept teasing me about my bad haircut.
I fack awffed my friend when he kept asking me for help with math.
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