Facita

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Facita is the tiniest dog with the biggest attitude. She looks like an angel but acts like a devil. She will lick you to death and poop on your floor.
I saw her poop on my shoe and then lick it clean like it was a gift.
She stared me down like I owed her money and then pooped on my bed.
She came running at me like I was her long lost best friend and then pooped on my sock.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facita is a lazy dog one second and a hyper lunatic the next. She’s got a love for people she knows and a hate for strangers.
She snuggled me like I was her favorite pillow and then ran away like I was her enemy.
She recognized my friend and wagged her tail like she was on a mission.
She saw a stranger and growled like she was going to fight them.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facita is a dog that will do anything for attention. She has so many names and will sleep with you like it's a requirement.
She changed her name three times just to get me to notice her.
She snuggled with me like I was her only friend and then pooped on my shirt.
She sleeps with me every night like it's her job and I'm her boss.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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