Facistbook

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Facistbook is Facebook when you post something that isn't perfect and your lefty friends start screaming like they're in a group chat with a bunch of angry teenagers. If you don't agree with them, they unfriend you and call you a racist.
'You're a racist!' because I said the sky is blue.
'You're a Nazi!' because I used the word 'literally.'
'You're a traitor!' because I didn't like your profile picture.
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Facistbook is Facebook's new name after it got caught cheating in elections and now the feds can read all your old messages like they're your ex.
'Hey Facebook, I can see your secrets!' said the feds.
'Your privacy is gone, buddy!' said the government.
Facebook is now the feds' personal diary.
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