facision

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A decision so bad it makes your brain want to quit.

I picked the red pill. Now I’m stuck in a weird dream. Facision, pure and simple.

She chose the 100-year-old couch. Facision. Now it’s eating her.

He decided to eat the whole cake. Facision. Now he’s in a coma.

A decision so stupid it deserves a standing ovation from the dumbest people.

He moved to Alaska in July. Facision. Now he’s freezing and confused.

She wore socks with sandals to a wedding. Facision. Now the guests are crying.

He bet his dog on a coin flip. Facision. Now the dog is gone.

A decision so bad it makes your life look like a trash fire.

He took the job that paid $5 an hour. Facision. Now he’s broke.

She signed up for a 1000-day vacation. Facision. Now she’s stuck.

He married his ex’s best friend. Facision. Now he’s confused.