Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're the only one stupid enough to try to smoke an entire blunt by yourself and end up coughing up a lung.

Man, I tried to face off with that blunt and it was like a war in my throat.

I faced off with a blunt and my face looked like it had been through a blender.

I tried to face off with a blunt and my buddy had to take me to the ER.

2

When you start screaming at someone on Facebook like they personally owe you money and your whole life is a mess.

I had a face off with my ex on Facebook and I cursed her whole family.

I face off with my mom on Facebook and she said I was a disgrace.

I face off with my boss on Facebook and he said I was fired.

3

A hockey move where you stare down your enemy like you’re about to rip their face off.

He faced off like he was going to murder the guy.

She faced off like she had a vendetta against his face.

They faced off and it looked like they were about to start a war.

4

When you smoke so much weed your face goes numb and you look like a zombie.

I faced off with weed and my face was like a dead fish.

He faced off with weed and his face looked like it had been dipped in glue.

She faced off with weed and her face was like a ghost.

5

When two guys get down on their knees and start jerking off until someone sprays the other one like a fountain.

They faced off and one guy sprayed the other like a fountain.

He faced off with his buddy and it was like a war of cum.

They faced off and one guy went face to face with his own cum.

6

A game where a bunch of people sit in a line and try to spray each other with cum until the last guy has to lick everyone’s face like a dog.

We faced off and the last guy had to lick everyone’s face like a dog.

They faced off and the loser had to eat cum off everyone’s face.

My homie faced off and he had to lick cum off five people.

7

A drinking game where two guys stare each other down while they chug the nastiest liquor and the one who keeps a straight face wins.

They faced off and drank like they were on fire.

He faced off and drank like he had a death wish.

She faced off and drank like she was trying to kill her own face.