Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Smoking a whole blunt like you're the only one who exists and everyone else is dead

I faced that blunt like it was my last breath and I was gonna die from the smoke.

Bro faced the blunt so hard, the teacher thought there was a fire in the classroom.

She faced the blunt like it was a math test and she had no idea what was going on.

2

Slamming a book out of someone's hands like they're the weakest link in the class

He faced my math book like it was a betrayal and I was his worst enemy.

She faced my binder so hard, it flew into the principal's office.

That kid faced my science book like it was a personal attack.

3

Facebook chat, but it's like you're talking to a ghost who never answers back

I messaged him on Facebook chat like he was my only friend and he never replied.

She faced me on Facebook chat like I was a ghost and I was haunting her.

He faced me on Facebook chat like he was trying to escape from me.

4

Talking to someone in person, but it's like they're staring you down like you owe them money

He faced me in person like I had stolen his lunch money.

She faced me in the hallway like I was the reason she failed math.

We faced each other like we were going to start a fight in the middle of the cafeteria.

5

Drinking shots like you're fighting someone and you're the winner

They faced the shots like it was a battle and they were the last one standing.

I faced the shots like they were my enemies and I was going to take them down.

She faced the shots like they were a surprise party and she was the main guest.

6

Sitting on someone’s face like they're a cushion and you’re the biggest kid in the class

He sat on my face like I was a pillow and he was the king of the school.

She sat on his face like it was the most fun she had all day.

They faced each other and then he sat on her face like it was the best idea ever.

7

Doing something that makes no sense, like you're confused and you don't know what you're doing

He faced the math test like he had never seen numbers before.

She faced the lunch line like she was lost in the middle of the ocean.

They faced the principal like they had no idea what was happening.