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so evil it makes the devil blush and yell at the Pope

My brother stole my lunch money and threw it into a trash can full of rats.

The principal locked the janitor in the boiler room for three days straight.

My mom called my dad a ‘fart-smeared donut’ in front of the whole school.

so bad it should be illegal and also banned by God

He tried to eat the entire pizza and then cried because it was too spicy.

My friend's dog peed on the teacher's desk during a math test.

The cafeteria lady served soup that looked like sludge from a sewer.

so mean it should be taught in a special class for monsters

She drew a mustache on the principal’s face with permanent marker.

He told the entire class my little brother had a ‘smelly butt’.

My mom said my dad’s boss was a ‘fart-smeared donut’ in front of everyone.

so rotten it should be buried in a coffin with a ghost

He threw a pencil at the teacher and missed.

She said my little brother’s lunch was ‘smelly and sad’.

My dad got fired for wearing pajamas to work on a Monday.

so bad it should be put in a time-out with the devil

He tried to eat the whole pizza and cried because it was too spicy.

She drew a mustache on the principal’s face with permanent marker.

My mom said my dad’s boss was a ‘fart-smeared donut’ in front of everyone.