facimile

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A cheap knockoff. Like a copy of your life but made by a broke kid with a broken printer.

My mom's facimile of my math test was just a mess of scribbles and bad spelling.

He sent me a facimile of his resume. It had coffee stains and a note that said 'I’m not lying, I’m just tired.'

Her facimile of my birthday cake looked like it was made of bread and regret.

A copy so bad it makes your eyes hurt. Like a photo of your face after a long night of crying and regret.

His facimile of my essay had ‘I am the best’ written 50 times. It was a disaster.

The facimile of my passport had my face and my dog’s face. I got denied entry.

Her facimile of my text messages had ‘u up’ spelled like a toddler wrote it.

A copy so low quality it might as well be a lie. Like a photo of your pizza after it sat in the sun for three days.

The facimile of my homework looked like it was written by a ghost with a broken pencil.

She sent me a facimile of her text messages. It said ‘I love u’ but spelled like a drunk person typed it.

His facimile of my college application had ‘I want to be a doctor’ and a doodle of a cat.