Facilitize

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A stupid way of using words that makes no sense. It’s like someone tried to fake being smart and used the word ‘facilitate’ but got it totally wrong. They think it means making sure everything is ready for a project, but they’re just clueless.
Boeing uses this word like it’s going out of style.
My boss said, 'We need to facilitize this meeting.'
The guy in the office wears a shirt that says 'Facilitize or Die.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Making things easier for you, like a lazy person who just wants to get stuff done without any effort.
I facilitize my life by just eating cereal for dinner every day.
My mom facilitizes everything by just telling me to ‘do it later.’
He facilitizes work by just sending everyone a group chat with a single emoji.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Making things easier for other people, like a fake teacher who doesn’t actually know what they’re doing.
She facilitizes the class by just standing there and breathing.
He facilitizes the project by handing everyone a paper and saying ‘good luck.’
The facilitizer facilitizes the group by just saying ‘it’s fine’ to everything.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Brick Johnson, the Facilitator, is a basketball god who could probably shut down the whole universe if he wanted to. He was born in Compton, moved to Vancouver, and wrecked the basketball scene like it was a bunch of weak kids playing on a playground.
Brick facilitizes the game by hitting 6-9 from the arc and making everyone cry.
He facilitizes the school by shutting down toasters and clothes dryers.
He facilitizes the lunchroom by making everyone eat cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Justin’s way of getting things done is just randomly saying ‘facilitize’ and hoping no one notices.
Justin facilitizes the project by saying ‘I’m the facilitizer’ and then leaving.
He facilitizes the meeting by just staring at everyone and saying ‘I’m the facilitizer.’
He facilitizes the day by just eating a sandwich and calling it a day.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fake teacher who doesn’t know what they’re doing and just says ‘facilitize’ to everyone.
The fake teacher facilitizes the class by just standing there and breathing.
He facilitizes the project by giving everyone a paper and saying ‘good luck.’
She facilitizes the group by just saying ‘it’s fine’ to everything.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An idiot’s way of saying ‘to make things easier for others’ like they’re trying to sound smart but they’re just a total mess.
He says ‘facilitize’ like it’s the most important word in the world.
She facilitizes everything by just breathing and looking confused.
He facilitizes the group by just saying ‘it’s fine’ to everything.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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