Facilitated Fucking

My mom told me to stop using her phone so I could finish my homework. I did the opposite.

He said he was going to help me with my math. Then he started crying about his ex.

She promised not to tell anyone if I let her text during class.

He said he'd help me pass the test. Then he yelled at the teacher for giving me a B.

She said she was going to help me with my project. Then she texted her crush the whole time.

He told me he'd help me with my speech. Then he started singing karaoke.

My brother said he’d help me with my homework. Then he told the whole class about my crush.

She said she'd help me with my science fair. Then she started flirting with my dad.

He said he'd help me with my essay. Then he wrote his own life story instead.

She said she'd help me with my math. Then she told my teacher I was failing.

He said he'd help me with my speech. Then he made me say it in front of the whole school.

My mom said she'd help me with my project. Then she asked my crush to be my partner.

He said he'd help me with my homework. Then he cried about his cat's hair.

She said she'd help me with my test. Then she started texting her crush the whole time.

My brother said he'd help me with my essay. Then he wrote about his crush instead.

She said she'd help me with my presentation. Then she told my crush I liked him.

He said he'd help me with my science project. Then he told the class about my crush.

My mom said she'd help me with my test. Then she leaked my answers to my crush.