facilda

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A facilda is a woman who gives it up like it's her job, and she doesn't even care who it is. She's like the human version of a free buffet.
Hey Lisa, you're such a facilda, you'd sleep with the mailman if he gave you a discount.
My cousin is a facilda, she dates three guys at the same time and still has time to post selfies.
That girl is a facilda, she said yes to my proposal just because I had a good laugh.
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A facilda is a woman who doesn't need a reason to take it. She just needs a guy and a little bit of confidence.
You're a facilda, I saw you with my cousin at the mall.
Don't talk to me, I know you're a facilda and you're just using me.
She's a facilda, she even takes it with the barista.
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A facilda is a woman who would take it with a ghost if it had a good laugh and a free drink.
You're a facilda, I know it, I saw you with my brother last night.
That girl is a facilda, she's got more boyfriends than I have problems.
My friend is a facilda, she would sleep with the guy who mows her lawn.
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A facilda is a woman who doesn't need love, she just needs a guy and a little bit of time.
She's a facilda, I saw her with my uncle at the grocery store.
You're a facilda, I know it, you even took it with my friend.
That girl is a facilda, she would take it with the guy who brings her coffee.
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A facilda is a woman who doesn't need a guy, she just needs a little bit of attention and a lot of confidence.
You're a facilda, I know it, I saw you with my neighbor.
That girl is a facilda, she even takes it with the guy who fixes her car.
She's a facilda, I know it, she took it with the guy who mows her lawn.
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