facilagator

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A sneaky behind-the-scenes jerk who talks for both sides so they never realize they're getting messed with.

My mom and dad have been arguing for 20 years. The facilagator is probably laughing in the shadows.

My boss said I did great, but the facilagator made him say that so I'd never know I got shafted.

My ex and I broke up. The facilagator made us both think we were the one who got dumped.

A two-faced traitor who whispers secrets to both sides so they fight like fools while he eats the pie.

My brother and sister are at war. The facilagator is probably eating cake while they scream at each other.

My coworker said my idea was stupid, but the facilagator made him say that so I'd never know he stole my idea.

My crush and I were talking. The facilagator made us both think we were the only ones who liked each other.

A dirty little devil who lies to both sides so they end up fighting like idiots while he takes all the glory.

My parents are fighting about the house. The facilagator is probably sitting on the couch watching it all happen.

My friend said I was a bad listener, but the facilagator made him say that so I'd never know he was the one who never listened.

My crush and I broke up. The facilagator made us both think the other was the problem.

A sneaky, backstabbing middleman who talks for both sides so they never realize they're getting double-crossed.

My brother and I got into a huge fight. The facilagator was probably cackling behind the curtain.

My teacher said I did great, but the facilagator made him say that so I'd never know he gave me the worst grade.

My crush and I were talking. The facilagator made us both think we were the only ones who liked each other.

A behind-the-scenes cheat who lies to both sides so they end up fighting while he walks away with the loot.

My mom and dad are fighting about money. The facilagator is probably counting his cash right now.

My friend said my idea was bad, but the facilagator made him say that so I'd never know he stole it.

My crush and I got into a fight. The facilagator made us both think the other was the problem.

A two-faced sneak who tells both sides the same lies so they end up screaming at each other while he laughs and takes the credit.

My parents are fighting about the car. The facilagator is probably sipping coffee and enjoying the show.

My teacher said I did bad, but the facilagator made him say that so I'd never know he gave me the worst grade.

My crush and I broke up. The facilagator made us both think the other was the problem.