Facify

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Chugging straight from the can like it's your last day on Earth and you're not going to die happy.

I facified that soda so hard, I got a soda headache and a personality change.

She facified the energy drink like it was a death wish and she was the executioner.

He facified the whole bottle of rum and now he's talking to the ceiling like it's his ex.

Drinking like you're trying to pour the whole can down your throat instead of into your mouth.

I facified the beer so fast, my face turned into a red balloon.

He facified the drink and now his pants are wet and his brain is confused.

She facified the whole bottle and now she's singing to the fridge like it's her boyfriend.

Sipping like it's a crime and you're trying to get away with it.

He facified the soda like he was sneaking a sip during a church service.

She facified the drink so quietly, the cat started whispering with her.

I facified the whole can and now my face is red and my soul is tired.

Drinking like you're trying to save the can from being wasted.

He facified the can like it was a last goodbye and he was the dying hero.

She facified the drink so hard, the can started crying.

I facified the whole thing and now my face is a soda stain and my brain is a mess.

Drinking like your mouth is the only place you're going to get this liquid.

He facified the whole can like he was trying to swallow the can itself.

She facified the drink and now her face looks like it was dipped in soda.

I facified the can so hard, my face turned into a soda fountain.