Facie

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Taking a photo of yourself with your phone and posting it online just to annoy your bratty teen daughter. She calls it a selfie. You call it a facie. It's a war.
My mom took a facie and posted it on Facebook. I called her a dork. She called me a brat.
Facie? More like facie-facieness. I'm gonna post this on the group chat.
I took a facie while eating pizza. My daughter called me a mess. I called her a pain.
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A word old people use when they forget the real term for a picture of themselves. It's like they're trying to sound cool but they just sound confused.
Dolores said, 'I took a facie this morning.' I said, 'You mean a selfie?' She said, 'What's a selfie?'
My grandpa said, 'I did a facie on my phone.' I said, 'You're old.' He said, 'You're annoying.'
My aunt said, 'I did a facie on the train.' I said, 'You're a weirdo.' She said, 'You're a kid.'
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The fake friends you add on Facebook just to look popular. They don't know you. They don't talk to you. They’re just there to make your friend count go up.
I added 50 fake friends on Facebook. My friend count went up. My real friends went down.
My friend list is full of fake people. They don’t even know me. I don’t even know them.
I added my neighbor just to look cool. He added me back because he’s weird.
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A poof is when you do something stupid and no one cares. It's like you're trying to be cool but you're just being weird.
I did a poof in the hallway. No one even looked at me.
I made a poof by eating a whole pizza in one bite. I got a poof from the teacher.
I did a poof in class and got sent to the office. I was proud.
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Getting drunk and acting like a lunatic. You yell at people. You make a mess. You're a mess.
I drank a whole bottle of wine and started yelling at my dog.
At the party, I got so drunk I tried to dance with a chair.
I drank too much and told my mom she was ugly. She told me I was a mess.
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A short way to say Facebook. Kids use it to sound cool. It's just a fancy name for the same thing.
My friend said, 'I'm going on Facie.' I said, 'That's Facebook.' He said, 'You're old.'
My teacher said, 'Go on Facie.' I said, 'That's Facebook.' She said, 'You're a pain.'
My friend said, 'I'm posting on Facie.' I said, 'You're trying to sound cool.'
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