facialbook

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Adding a friend on Facebook after you give them a facial and then punch them in the face with a book that smells like old pizza.

I added my ex on Facebook. He got a facial and a slap with my math book. Classic.

My cousin tried to flirt with me. I gave him a facial and hit him with my dictionary. He’s blocked me.

My teacher gave me a facial and slammed a book on my face. I got 10 detentions.

Giving someone a facial and then slapping them with a book that has a face on it. Or posting a selfie with cum on your face and no pants on.

I gave my friend a facial and hit him with a book. He cried like a baby.

I took a selfie with cum on my face and posted it. My mom commented ‘Is that my son?’

My brother posted a selfie with cum and a mustache. I called him a face-punching fraud.

Putting a picture of your face covered in cum on Facebook so people can like it. No nudity. Just enough cum to make everyone mad.

I posted my cum face on Facebook. 200 likes. My mom liked it.

My crush posted his cum face. I liked it. Then he blocked me.

I took a picture of my face with cum and posted it. My dad said, ‘That’s not a face. That’s a crime.’