facial queef

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A loud fart-like sound coming from your throat when you're caught off guard, making your lips look like they're doing a dance with a fish.

My uncle let out a facial queef during my aunt's funeral. People thought he was possessed.

I tried to whisper a queef and it came out like a foghorn.

My friend's dog did a facial queef and scared the mailman.

When your throat lets out a rumbling fart sound, and your lips go from closed to fish-lip in under a second.

I did a facial queef in my teacher's office. She gave me a D for the day.

I queefed during my mom's Zoom meeting. She said I was the worst kid ever.

My brother did a facial queef while eating pizza. It was glorious.

A loud, bubbly sound from your throat that makes your lips look like they're doing a belly flop.

I did a facial queef during a yoga class. The instructor asked me to leave.

I queefed in my friend's car. He said it was the worst road trip ever.

I did a facial queef during my first date. It was a disaster.