facial penis

My uncle's facial penis smells like old socks and regret

She walks in and her facial penis hits me like a wall

He tried to hide his facial penis under a hat and it still came through

His facial penis is so bad it deserves its own island

I can see her facial penis from across the room and it's terrifying

He tried to shave his facial penis and it just got angry

Her facial penis is like a hairy monster that won't go away

He has a facial penis so big it should have its own ZIP code

They tried to cut his facial penis and it just grew back stronger