facial marination

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when you let your hand(s) soak up your ball sweat all day and then slap your friend so hard their face looks like it got dunked in a meat grinder

I came home from the job and my hand was all sticky. I slapped my buddy so hard his face looked like a broken toaster.

After working 12 hours at the factory, I gave my cousin a face slap that made his eyes pop like a soda can.

My hand was all soggy from my balls, and I gave my brother a slap that made his face look like it got hit by a truck.

when you let your hand(s) sit in your ball sweat like a soggy sock and then punch your friend until their face looks like it got stepped on by a cow

My hand was soaked in my ball sweat, and I hit my friend so hard his face looked like it got run over by a tractor.

I let my hand sit in my ball sweat all day and then hit my little brother so hard his face looked like a pizza with extra sauce.

I sat in my ball sweat for hours and then hit my coworker so hard his face looked like it got hit by a brick.

when you let your hand(s) get all sticky from your ball sweat and then slap your friend so hard their face looks like it got hit by a bag of bricks

I let my hand sit in my ball sweat all day and then slapped my mom so hard her face looked like it got hit by a hammer.

I came home from the job and my hand was all sticky. I slapped my friend so hard his face looked like it got hit by a truck.

My hand was all sticky from my balls, and I hit my neighbor so hard his face looked like it got stepped on by a donkey.