facial hemiatrophy

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A face that looks like it got hit by a bus and forgot to show up.
My uncle has facial hemiatrophy. He looks like he lost a bet with a ghost.
She came in like she just finished a face-off with a chainsaw.
He’s got half a face. The other half is probably in a landfill.
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When one side of your face decides to take a vacation and never comes back.
My cousin’s face is like a broken mirror. One side’s still working.
He’s got half a face. The other half’s probably on a tropical island.
Her face looks like it got stuck in a door and only half of it came out.
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A face that looks like it got half of it stolen by a thief.
My neighbor’s face is like a half-eaten pizza. Messy and sad.
He got half of his face stolen by a grumpy thief.
She looks like someone took a bite out of her face and never came back.
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When half of your face is like, 'I’m out,' and the other half is like, 'I’m still here.'
My brother’s face is like a split personality. One side’s still working.
She’s got half a face. The other half just said, 'I’m done.'
He looks like he got hit by a slap and a compliment at the same time.
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A face that looks like it got run over by a shopping cart and only half of it survived.
My mom’s face is like it got run over by a shopping cart and only half of it survived.
He looks like he got flattened by a cart and only half of him came out.
She’s got half a face. The other half is probably shopping.
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When your face looks like it got half of it taken by a monster.
My dad’s face is like it got eaten by a monster. Only half of it stayed.
He looks like he got attacked by a monster and only half of him won.
She’s got half a face. The other half is probably in a monster’s stomach.
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