facial hardware

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The ugly metal junk that girls stick in their nose, lip, and anywhere else that makes guys want to run away screaming.

My ex had a nose ring that looked like it was stolen from a junkyard.

That girl’s lip ring was so big, I thought she was eating a taco.

He had a pierced cheek, and I swear it looked like a raccoon bit him.

The stupid shiny things girls put in their face that look like they were made by a confused toddler with a hammer.

She had three nose rings, and I thought she was a pirate who lost her eye.

That guy had a stud in his eyebrow, and it looked like he was hit by a pencil.

Her lip ring was so big, it looked like it was going to pop off.

The gross metal stuff that girls stick in their face, and it’s so ugly it makes guys want to throw up.

That girl’s nose ring was so big, I thought it was a new fashion trend.

He had a pierced ear and a stud in his nose, and it looked like he was trying to be a rock star who failed.

Her lip ring was so shiny, it blinded me when she walked in.

The dumb shiny things girls put in their face that look like they were made by a mad scientist with a grudge.

She had a nose ring that looked like it was stolen from a spaceship.

His eyebrow piercing looked like it was done by a drunk kid with a nail.

Her lip ring was so big, it looked like it was trying to escape.

The annoying shiny junk that girls put in their face, and it’s so bad it makes guys want to scream and hide.

That girl had a nose ring so big, I thought it was a new kind of hat.

He had a pierced cheek, and it looked like he had a bad case of acne and a grudge.

Her lip ring was so shiny, it almost distracted me from her bad hair.