Facial Hair February

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Facial Hair February is when men (and women) grow stubble like it's going out of style and laugh in the face of razors, beards, and anyone who dares to judge their chin.

My face looks like a raccoon got into my coffee and my beard.

I let my beard grow so long it started a cult.

I grew a goatee and my ex came back just to mock it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facial Hair February is when you stop shaving and let your face grow wild like a lion got stuck in your pores and won't leave.

I grew a beard so thick I can now hide from the IRS.

My beard is so long I can tie my shoes with it.

I let my mustache grow and now it's a full-blown side business.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facial Hair February is when you let your face grow hair like you're trying to start a beard riot and hope the razors lose their minds.

I let my beard grow so much it started a beard war with my neighbor.

I grew a goatee and now my dog follows me everywhere.

My facial hair is so wild it got its own Twitter account.

by Slangipedia 13d ago