Facial Fungus

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the gross stuff that grows on your face when you forget how to shave or you're a mid-teen and you think you're cool not shaving and then your face turns into a map of shame and girls laugh at you like you’re a joke.
My face looked like a raccoon had a fungal party on it.
I tried to be cool by not shaving, now my face is a disaster.
My girlfriend laughed at me so hard I thought I’d get a nosebleed.
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a type of fungus that gets stuck on your face because you're a noob and you let it grow until your face looks like it was hit by a fungus tornado and you’re too embarrassed to wash it off.
My face looked like a mushroom farm exploded on me.
I let the fungus grow so bad my face looked like a fungus parade.
I tried to wash it off but it just looked like I had a fungal tantrum.
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