Facial Frottage

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When you drag your junk across someone's face like it's a pizza and you're hungry.

He tried to frottage me during lunch. I ate my sandwich and ignored him.

My cousin did facial frottage on his teacher. She cried and gave him extra credit.

At the party, he frottage'd my sister. She walked out and got a tattoo.

Using your junk as a facial wipe. It’s like a dirty towel but with more shame.

He wiped his junk on my face during math class. I got a detention and a laugh.

My brother used his junk on my mom’s face. She yelled and got a divorce.

He wiped his junk on my friend’s face. Now he’s famous.

Putting your junk in someone’s face and rubbing it like it’s a magic trick.

He did facial frottage on my principal. She fired him and got a nose job.

At the concert, he frottage'd my crush. She left and started a band.

He put his junk in my face and rubbed it. I threw up and became a meme.

Rubbing your junk on someone’s face like you’re trying to murder them with your smelly parts.

He frottage'd me during a test. I failed and got a haircut.

My uncle frottage'd my grandma. She got a new face and a lawsuit.

He did facial frottage on my dog. Now he’s a hero.

When you take your junk and give someone a face full of shame and smelly love.

He frottage'd me during a Zoom call. My mom saw it and got a divorce.

At the gym, he frottage'd my brother. Now he’s famous and has a gym.

She frottage'd me during a video game. I lost and got a new controller.

You put your junk on someone’s face like it’s a surprise party they didn’t want.

He frottage'd me during breakfast. I threw my cereal and got a new job.

My dad frottage'd my mom. Now they’re both rich and happy.

He frottage'd me during a movie. I walked out and started a movie.