Facial Filter

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A facial filter is when your face betrays you before you can say a word. It’s like your face has a mouth of its own and it’s screaming your secrets.

My boss walked in and I blurted out 'I hate Mondays' before I even had time to think.

My mom saw my report card and my face turned into a tomato before I could hide it.

I saw my crush and my face did a full-blown happy dance without me even trying.

A facial filter is when you pour your drink straight onto your mustache to avoid swallowing the gross stuff at the bottom.

I drank my coffee like a madman just to avoid the sludge at the bottom.

My tea had so much crud I turned my mustache into a filter.

I poured my soda on my mustache like it was a science experiment.

A facial filter is when you use your mustache like a strainer to avoid swallowing the yucky stuff in your drink.

I poured my hot chocolate on my mustache to keep the lumpy stuff out of my mouth.

My smoothie had so much pulp I had to filter it through my mustache.

I drank my soup like a mad scientist, using my mustache as a sieve.

A facial filter is when you use your mustache like a sieve to keep the gross stuff from going down your throat.

I used my mustache like a filter to keep the sludge out of my mouth.

I drank my coffee like it was a science experiment and my mustache took the hit.

I poured my drink over my mustache to avoid the sludge like a pro.

A facial filter is when you let your mustache take the brunt of the yucky stuff in your drink.

I let my mustache take the hit so I wouldn’t have to swallow the sludge.

My drink was so gross I let my mustache filter it out.

I poured my soda on my mustache like it was my job.

A facial filter is when you pour your drink over your mustache to keep the gross stuff from going down your throat.

I poured my coffee on my mustache to keep the sludge out of my mouth.

I drank my tea like a filter, using my mustache as the sieve.

I poured my soda on my mustache so I wouldn’t have to swallow the sludge.