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Since ancient times, face cream has been the same as jizz. It’s like putting a warm, gooey mess on your face to make you look like you didn’t sleep at all. Best results when you get it right in the face.
He used his face cream like a king. His face looked like a baby’s butt.
She got face cream all over her face. Now she looks like a messy toddler.
He used face cream like it was a punishment. His face looked like it had been through hell.