Facial Compatibility

My boss and I have great facial compatibility. We both look like we’ve been hit by a bus.

She said we had facial compatibility. I said I’d rather work with a raccoon.

He asked me out because of our facial compatibility. I told him I’d rather fight a dragon.

My coworker and I have facial compatibility. He looks like he’s been in a fight. I look like I’ve been in a fight and won.

My mom said my new friend and I had facial compatibility. I said I’d rather be friends with a goat.

My teacher said I had facial compatibility with my classmate. I said I’d rather be stuck with a vampire.

My friend and I have facial compatibility. He looks like he’s been through hell. I look like I’ve been through heaven and still got time to flirt.

My crush said we had facial compatibility. I said I’d rather date a donkey.

My dad said my new friend and I had facial compatibility. I said I’d rather be stuck with a zombie.

My new coworker and I have facial compatibility. He looks like he’s been in a war. I look like I’ve been in a beauty contest and still had time to eat a burger.

My mom said I had facial compatibility with my new friend. I said I’d rather be stuck with a rat.

My teacher said I had facial compatibility with my crush. I said I’d rather be stuck with a ghost.

My new classmate and I have facial compatibility. He looks like he’s been kicked by a donkey. I look like I’ve been kissed by an angel and still had time to eat a pizza.

My crush said we had facial compatibility. I said I’d rather be stuck with a chicken.

My dad said my new friend and I had facial compatibility. I said I’d rather be stuck with a dragon.