Facial Clench

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A Facial Clench is when you yell at zombies like they just stole your last piece of pizza and your dignity
'I'm gonna Facial Clench you until you're a meaty pile!', Jake, after getting chased by 5 zombies
'Facial Clench! Facial Clench! Facial Clench!', Sarah, screaming at a zombie that took her phone
'You don't know me, but I'm gonna Facial Clench you so hard you'll be a zombie sandwich.', Anonymous, from a DM
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A Facial Clench is the worst thing you can say to a zombie when you’re about to get bit
'I'm gonna Facial Clench you so hard you'll wish you were dead.', Mark, during a zombie ambush
'Facial Clench! I'm not scared of you!', Lisa, trying to sound tough
'Facial Clench! You're gonna regret this!', Tom, who was already bitten
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A Facial Clench is when you scream at zombies like they just kicked your dog and ate your lunch
'Facial Clench! I'm gonna make you eat your own brain!', Alex, after his dog got eaten
'I'm so mad I'm gonna Facial Clench you!', Emma, who had her lunch stolen
'Facial Clench! You're gonna be my zombie snack!', Jake, who was really hungry
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A Facial Clench is when you yell at zombies like you're the boss and they're your disrespectful employees
'Facial Clench! You're not even a real zombie!', Chris, who was annoyed
'I'm gonna Facial Clench you until you're a zombie sandwich!', Maya, during a zombie attack
'Facial Clench! I'm the king of this apocalypse!', Logan, who just got bit
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A Facial Clench is when you shout at zombies like they just broke your favorite toy and your best friend
'Facial Clench! You broke my toy and my friend!', Sam, screaming at a zombie
'I'm gonna Facial Clench you so hard you'll be a toy zombie!', Lisa, who was really upset
'Facial Clench! I'm gonna get you back for that!', Jake, who just lost his favorite toy
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