facial butter

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When your face gets drenched in thick, greasy northern nonsense.

My uncle looked like a fried breakfast after his first facial butter session.

She came out of the sauna looking like a greasy pizza.

He had so much facial butter on, his face was glowing like a streetlight.

Your face is slathered in northern goop that makes you look like a used mop.

His face looked like it had been dragged through a bucket of sludge.

She showed up with a face like a melted candle.

He had so much on, he looked like he’d been dipped in motor oil.

Your face is covered in northern grime so thick, it could double as a wall.

His face was so thick with butter, it looked like he was wearing a mask made of dirt.

She had butter on her face like she’d been buried in a cow’s stomach.

He looked like he had been painted with a bucket of goop.